Відео

8:00 Jennifer Honey

The game in the background looks like if doom was in the source engine

"Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain" means you can't kill someone and say god made you do it. The crusades were taking the lord's name in vain.

The Seattle Science teacher had my chest hurting with that story!!

My school gave all of the students grades 1-8 whistles in case of an emergency because of the earthquakes in PR. They didn't last more than like 3 days 😂

Andy’s friend is a real one

Does it count as a moment if it lasted two days? I suddenly (literally, like one second I'm fine, the other second I suddenly can't write or speak normal) developed stroke-like symptoms back in 2012. On Wednesday we got a CT scan. That came up with nothing, which meant it's not a stroke. On Thursday, I got an MRI, which takes longer to process results. Friday, I got a call from my doctor saying that I need to come down to the hospital. They asked to hold my questions until I got there, so I immediately assumed the worst. I spent those 48 hours thinking I had a brain tumor and spent all that time contemplating my own mortality, wondering how much time I had left. Turned out to be brain lesions caused by multiple sclerosis, which while still not a great thing, at least it wasn't terminal. I'd much rather have scar tissue on my brain over a cancerous mass.

I thought my parents where overprotective cuz they didnt let me go to overnight parties and go pack home before 23

What they think : this will teach them to listen to our totally not strict rules. What they actually do : we are gonna abuse them to they point it’s probably illegal but we don’t care.

Had to pause because I was laughing so damn hard! Could not believe you started singing Shipoopi! 🤣🤣 And, the movie isn't "Look Who's Coming to Dinner." It's "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" (1967). Starring Spencer Tracy, Sidney Poitier, Katharine Hepburn, and Katharine Houghton (Hepburn's niece); directed by Stanley Kramer. It was remade as a 2005 Ashton Kutcher/Bernie Mac comedy titled "Guess Who."

So, I wish to share this: Back in 96~98 I worked as a broadcasting tech for one of the local news stations, we did the 5 and 10 o’clock news times. I was a tech behind the camera meaning; I worked as the Sound Eng (My Specialty), the floor manager, the remote camera ops, the Prompter Ops and even Chiron graphics ops among other stuff. I had a BS degree in Broadcasting, hence why I was there. It was a very enjoyable job even though it was low pay and VERY stressful as, if you messed up anything during the broadcast, everyone on the team knew it!! As I said, I worked the 5 and 10pm news cycle. In the morning hours, I worked part time as a Clone PC builder/tech for a Computer PC company. The CIO of the station somehow heard that I was doing the builds in the morning hours and came to me asking if I would assist him in replacing ALL the PCs in the building (about 60 machines). I said sure thing. So, that began about a 7 months building process in between the 5 and 10 news cycles. I was given ALL the passwords to the company to perform this task. This was back in the Win95 days, we were upgrading to Win98. Understand, this was WAY before imaging software existed thus we had to load windows98 and ALL the drivers manually meaning each PC built took about 6 hours from start to finish! During that time the CIO I was working with was on Day schedule and I was on night meaning, I was alone for 6+ hours doing what I was doing. I’ve always been a very inquisitive individual thus I began looking around on the network to see what I could see as like I said, each machine took hours to do its thing and I was doing about 4 at a time to save time. So, understand I have Admin rights and start looking though the network and files. I found the HR folder and low-and-behold I find the Excel doc that contains the ENTIRE CBS pay-scale of EVERY employee in the state! Remember, this was Win95 days, very little security to begin with. I’m completely blown away with what I find!! The eldest anchor to the station is making 400k a year and the newest is making 100k. The field anchors are making 30k, etc, etc. Reminder, this was 1998. So, close that doc and don’t think about it again other than thinking: Damn, I should have been an anchor! So, move forward, I’m making $8 an hour with a Bachelors Degree in Broadcasting and the station starts to hire High School Grads and train them on the job for the same pay!! I was: Oh yea, Fork That!! So, I found a New Job with better pay! At that same time, my youngest brother attempted suicide so before I turned in my 2-weeks noticed I decided to use the PTO I never used and go see him for a few days! I get back to work with the intention of that day submitting my 2-weeks but before I could do that, I was pulled aside by a friend/co-worker that told me management had been diss’ing me saying: I bet he made it all up just to get some time off!! Oh fuck no…remember that same day, I was basically going to quit/turn in my 2 weeks’ notice but then I said: Fork that, I quit. Now here’s the kicker…remember that Excel file I found with everyone’s salary, etc… I sent my: I quit Email but I sent it to ALL in Outlook. For those that don’t understand, in Outlook the ALL email means EVERY PERSON THAT HAS AN EMAIL ACCOUNT WITH THE CBS COMPANY… Yea, you prob can guess, my I quit email, I attached the Payroll Excel doc to it!!!! I ran into a former Co-worker about a month later and he regaled me with the outcome… He said: Dude, you caused so much strife that people got into fist fights and many, many people QUIT right there and the almost caused a shut down a major CBS station! I later learned they wanted to sue me or bring a lawsuit against me but they could not as….I LEGALLY HAD ALL THE PASSWORDS AND HAD FULL RIGHTS TO IT THUS, WOULD FAIL IN COURT!! I still get a ROFL moment thinking about it and know, to this day, 30 years later, still in IT and loving it!’ Bottom line, NEVER mess with an IT person that can pull everything you’ve ever done on your Company PC and screw you with it!!! Still to this day one of my finest moments in life forking those that forked with me!!!

not the first time oh JEEZ!

0:49 what game is this

5:08 "Aw geez, they got enough kids there as it is."

The "Minus E" thing? She did what you asked, give her full marks lol

not tryna hate but this guy has the worst pronunciation ever. O P F O R? it’s pronounced “Op For”, Grenayda? it’s Grenada it’s like he isn’t even trying

what amateurs everyone knows that you have to fill the water pistols with holy water to fight potential demons vampires work even then no catholic school can say anything against it

it's always surprising how many schools are prepared to wage war to enforce a ban instead of dealing with a matter sensibly. If you try to enforce a rule at all costs, students will break it just to break it. Ban the wearing of a T-shirt with Dora the Explorer in high school and tomorrow a student will definitely show up with one of those T-shirts.

One time in 6th grade english we had to write about if we'd bring a toothbrush or (something else) if we were stranded on a desert island. I asked the teacher to specify if it was a desert or dessert island. we as a class decided to write about a dessert island

Norway is the best🎉

My dad was a marine, staff Sargent, specialized in machine guns. “He was the definition if a one man army.” said every man that met him in the military.

Story #17 ngl, I had to look this up because I never had to use this format, so I also that it was using 2 spaces between words

Mine was socks. You could only wear black socks with dress clothes. White socks had to be worn with anything else. If I was caught walking around the house with black socks or barefoot I was fined $1.

I think Sonic the hedgehog would be a good cell analogy.

Im from us and never heard of piyoria they shouldve said no one outside of the that said town had ever heard of it

My grandfather was a career soldier who fought in both World War One and Two in the German Army. He was an officer and volunteered to fight on the Soviet Front in WW2. He died in battle in 1943

Butt needle and pain juice 😂😂😂😂

My sister and I are also allergic to potatoes, it was a developed allergy. Weaving potatoes are whole life. Potatoes affect me way worse than the affect her I avoid them all together even in the potato starch that's in things can make me sick. She on the other hand will eat a whole entire shepherd's pie mashed potatoes baked potato literally everything like she's not allergic at all. I don't know how she does it.

I literally can't watch the video because I don't know what a woo hoo is. Help me 😭

Freshman girl in my school got butt raep by another student who wore a dress to get into the girls bathroom. Schoolboard moved the raepst to another school were he did the same thing again. School buried the story in an attempt to protect their bathroom policy regarding 🏳️‍🌈 students. The dad of the first victim also got arrested by the school board for trying to get justice for his daughter. Even the FBI was involved until they notice the school was in the wrong.

The quiet kid asked the teacher "English or Spanish?"

As a trans woman, I can confirm that we are werewolves

I still have a scar on my arm from my covid shot. I never wanted to get it, I didn't trust it, because it was too new and too quickly produced. But I will never understand why people don't want to get proven vaccines that work. I am likely a high-functioning autistic person, and that wasn't caused by vaccines, that was caused by my genetics being crap.

Story 10: Mom is an NPC.

My Mum used to serve my sister and I stuffed marrow. Marrow being a bland vegetable stuffed with mince (ground beef in US). The mince was totally plain so no onion, no tomato and no herbs or spices. We hated it.

The fact that in the beginning, there was a kid strangling another kid, and the teacher just told them to become friends like he tried to strangle him

to late to professional school because had to do some first aid (mandatory in germany) and called an ambulance after a kid fell from his bike. very strict teacher made a scene ignored principal. wanted proof got a attitude readjustment by some cops. fired later.

I was once reading the comments of a video where someone insulted the ship in it where I told them “then don’t watch it if you don’t like it?” And they said it was gross (as it was a LGBTQ ship), and as part of the community, I called them a, and I quote, “Decrepit spiny lumpsucker”

tbh i cant read my own handwriting X_X

why are the accents always changing

A teacher got relocated from my school for trying to drown me. Many Teachers used to be state workers in Germany, so firing wasn't really a thing.

Dang that sucks

Landscape gardening can be chill, but can be hard work, done it before

Lots of people in poor areas that can’t spell and they spell names how they sound. One girls name was LA-A pronounced ladasha

If you come have lunch with your child, you aren't allowed to bring anything that's in fast food wrappers. If you bring McDonald's you have to re-package it because "the other kids will feel bad" i shit you not

The first one is impressively fake

I had a bully in year 10, in my class, who made comments about me freaking out or passing out after having the boostershots we were going to be having that day. He ended up having a panic attack when given his jab and was sent home after being sick all over himself.

If I was a multi-billionaire, I'd go to every school in my home state and give them a Conditional No Pay loan instead of a donation. Meaning that of they stayed within the conditions, they would never have to repay the loan. For a period of years, they would be banned from increasing the athletics departments budgets, not using the loan money or redirecting money from other budgets into Athletics. At least 25% of the money would go to payroll and it would have to be spread evenly.

To the narrator, if you see this, the teacher from Matilda was name, ms honey

You need to separate the actual story and your after story thoughts, please.